Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?
DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS
white people: “i’m 25% italian, 15% irish, 9% german, 2.4% fren-“
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough